Early this morning (after a late ambien and very little sleep) I stumbled my way onto America’s television sets. My new BFF Michelle Collins from Best Week Ever and I woke up the audience this morning on the FOX morning show “Mike and Juliet”.
Michelle and I overwhelm and horrify the hunky race car drivers Dario Franchittie, Helio Castroneves, and Ryan Briscoe in the green room after the show.
Deb and I bleary eyed but high roller in our town car going to FOX!
[...] The resulting photo is notable for 2 important reasons: 1. Rather than me squatting to align myself with this group of smaller than average peope, Helio graciously stood on his tip toes to make me feel less like a monster; 2. How adorable are all of them?; and 3. Neiman Marcus is now apparently selling dresses from Pea in the Pod, because WTF re: my stomach. A NY Times wedding photo it ain’t. [...]