Bruce is trying to convince me he is not a ne’er do well by showing up on my doorstep in a jaunty Legionnaire’s Cap.

Bruce is my Richard Gere to my Debra Winger. Let's just hope Bruce doesn't put a hamster up his ass!
Bruce is trying to convince me he is not a ne’er do well by showing up on my doorstep in a jaunty Legionnaire’s Cap.

Bruce is my Richard Gere to my Debra Winger. Let's just hope Bruce doesn't put a hamster up his ass!
I got to get fitted in foxy Valentino suit for a guest spot I am doing on the new USA show “Royal Pains” about doctors in the Hamptons. Thankfully for anyone who will watch I will not be playing a doctor, but rather a fancy Hampton’s party planner.

I want to steal all of these clothes!
My friend Mikie and I went to see the new Neil LaBute play “REASON’S TO BE PRETTY” last night. We particularly enjoyed Steve Pasquale as a super douchey guy. I was excited to see his Dean Winters who plays Dennis Duffy the Beeper King on “30 Rock” in the audience. Douchey is funny!

Fancy Broadway Actorssss!!!
Here’s what I got to wear to work today- 3 bras, a jlo jumpsuit, a baby girl bling hip hop hat, and a secret ingredient you will have to watch “Michael and Michael Have Issues To See”.

Yes- they are real- these resplendant comedy props only come out for laughs. Otherwise these sweater puppies go back where they belong- in the shame hole!
I got to rock my high roller Shoshanna dress with Jo Koy and Chuy yesterday on “Chelsea Lately”. We hung out with MadTV writer Bruce McCoy and Heather McDonald who is one of the head writers at Chelsea and a frequent roundtable guest. You can catch her in the new Wayans brother’s dance off parody “Dance Flick”.

Me and Chuy backstage before the show.

Jo Koy and I in his glamour dressing room.

Heather , Bruce and I right before the show.