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Archive for May, 2009

I love a man in uniform!

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Bruce is trying to convince me he is not a ne’er do well by showing up on my doorstep in a jaunty Legionnaire’s Cap.

Bruce is my Richard Gere to my Debra Winger.  Let's just hope Bruce doesn't put a hamster up his ass!

Bruce is my Richard Gere to my Debra Winger. Let's just hope Bruce doesn't put a hamster up his ass!

Who wouldn’t want this houseguest?

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

I had to move out of my cute Perry Street sublet and have a 2 week window before the next one begins.  My lucky brother Alarik is putting me up for 2 whole weeks.  Who wouldn’t want this houseguest?  Just pretend I am not here!

Ding Dong!  Did someone order a greedy actress as a house guest?

Ding Dong! Did someone order a greedy actress as a house guest?

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Snazzy threads for a new job!

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

I got to get fitted in foxy Valentino suit for a guest spot I am doing on the new USA show “Royal Pains” about doctors in the Hamptons.  Thankfully for anyone who will watch I will not be playing a doctor, but rather a fancy Hampton’s party planner.

I want to steal all of these clothes!

I want to steal all of these clothes!

Reasons to Be Pretty! (Aside from fear and vanity!)

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

My friend Mikie and I went to see the new Neil LaBute play “REASON’S TO BE PRETTY” last night.  We particularly enjoyed Steve Pasquale as a super douchey guy.  I was excited to see his Dean Winters  who plays  Dennis Duffy the Beeper King on “30 Rock” in the audience.  Douchey is funny!

Fancy Broadway Actorssss!!!

Fancy Broadway Actorssss!!!

I’m just Ardi From the Block- don’t be fooled by the BOOBS that I got!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Here’s what I got to wear to work today- 3 bras, a jlo jumpsuit, a baby girl bling hip hop hat, and a secret ingredient you will have to watch “Michael and Michael Have Issues To See”.

Yes- they are real- these resplendant comedy props only come out for laughs.  Otherwise these seater puppies go back where they belong- in the shame hole!

Yes- they are real- these resplendant comedy props only come out for laughs. Otherwise these sweater puppies go back where they belong- in the shame hole!

Sassy dress on “Chelsea Lately”

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

I got to rock my high roller Shoshanna dress with Jo Koy and Chuy yesterday on “Chelsea Lately”.  We hung out with MadTV writer Bruce McCoy and Heather McDonald who is one of the head writers at Chelsea and a frequent roundtable guest.  You can catch her in the new Wayans brother’s dance off parody “Dance Flick”.

Me and Chuy backstage before the show.

Me and Chuy backstage before the show.

Jo Koy and I in his glamour dressing room.

Jo Koy and I in his glamour dressing room.


Heather , Bruce and I right before the show.

Heather , Bruce and I right before the show.