I am happy to announce that I am going to be on the new Comedy Central show “MICHAEL AND MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES” with former Stella and State creators Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. I will have a recurring role as a sketch player in some of their sketches which we start shooting in NY in a week or so. I will keep you posted as to when it starts airing. Yay- a show in NY!!!
Bruce is sad to be a fugitive, but happy to be able to fit back into his college belt. Check him out!
Looking like he did Freshman year, Bruce is proud to be so slim. Maybe I should go on the lamb! (lam? lamb? which is it?)
My best friend since age 9! Sheryle has recently opened her very own Roman Bed and Breakfast, located in the hills just outside of Rome. She and her husband Adriano have opened IL SOGNO, and have their own olive trees and olive oil and a beautiful spread in the rolling countryside with a pool and private guest cottage, and you can pop into Rome for the day. If you can’t have a good time here, you are truly a broken, sad, terrified, lonely person! To be a Roman High Roller click HERE for more info.
A view from Il Sogno. Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
My pal Katie Workum today decided to hoof over to the hotest new British Import since Posh Spice moved to LA- London Clothier “TOPSHOP”.
The Beacon of Cool!!!
I had been to TOPSHOP in Dublin and loved it, and was very excited about their flagship store in SOHO. Turrns out…they hate us. They want to make us look like floral couches. Check out this 190 dollar beauty:-
Kate Moss!!! Why do you hate us? We love you even on your cocaine benders!!
Don't I look hip? Hey London! What did I ever do to you? Is it because I used a fake British accent for a week when I returned to America at the age of 19. So jaunty!!
Fugitive gay pirate/ my former lover Bruce was spotted high in the treetops in a South American jungle tonight. He pounced on a group of unsuspecting tourists screaming. “I’m gonna make babies with you! Give me your gold bullion!” That is how he tricked me into bed the first time. No word on where Bruce is off to next.
Is that Bette Davis? No! That watcher in the woods is none other than bad-boy pirate fugitive Bruce. Let's hope he gets scurvy!!
Check out these amazing photos BELLE SINCLAIR COLE took. They are for a TV show that I am pitching with JOE GRESSIS.
"God, I hate myself!" thought the merry housewife.
Enjoying a gin and spam picnic! Bottoms up!!
Just hangin' in the kitchen.
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