Fugitive gay pirate/ my former lover Bruce was spotted high in the treetops in a South American jungle tonight. He pounced on a group of unsuspecting tourists screaming. “I’m gonna make babies with you! Give me your gold bullion!” That is how he tricked me into bed the first time. No word on where Bruce is off to next.
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No it’s Bruce and Itty Bit hitting the high seas in my ghost boat.
Bruce wants oil money too!!!!!